Recently 'admitting-my-hearing-ain't-what-it-used-to-be' and seeking remedial assistance at Specsavers Audio, I can relate to the three hard of hearing blokes standing on a street corner. First one says "Brrr it's windy". Second one says "No it's Thursday", and the third one says "Me too, lets go for a drink."
When one of these guys went to an Audiologist for help with his deafness, he was asked “what are the symptoms?” He replied “A TV cartoon family of little yellow people - but what the hell has that got to do with my problem?”
